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03 December 2009 @ 02:42 pm
A Phone Call From China  
A Phone Call From China



“Hey, Leeteuk.”

“Hi, Donghae. Did you need something?”

“Just wanted to talk. How are things back home?”

“Fine, hold on. Eunhyuk! Get off that chair and Yesung if you don’t put your turtles back in their tank, they will disappear! Sorry about that. Everything is great.”

“Sounds like it.”

“Was that a laugh? Lee Donghae, are you laughing at the situation here?”

“I would never do that Hyung.”

“I’m sure. Hey! No you can’t take that I’m-“

“Hello Donghae.”

“Hi Heechul.”

“Be a dear and put Hankyung on the phone please.”


“Hello Heechul.”

“Hello my Chinese man. I know what you did last summer.”

“Uh I believe I was working with you.”

“I still know what you did last summer.”

“Heechul, have you been watching American movies again.”




“Yes. Hankyung?”

“What happened to Heechul?”

“I don’t know. He just tossed me the phone while smirking and walked away. What happened to Donghae?”

“He gave me the phone and said it was Heechul and went to play video games with Henry.”

“Oh. So how are things in China?”


“Everyone is behaving?”

“Well enough, although yesterday I learned something new.”


“I didn’t know that the ink in dry erase markers mixed with the ink in a ball point pen does some interesting things to clothing, but apparently Kyuhyun and Zhou mi did. They proved their knowledge on almost every pair of underwear Ryeowook has over here.”

“Prank war again?”

“Yep. Kyuhyun and Zhou mi are doing all the laundry by hand for the rest of the week. Ryeowook has been threatened that he will be joining if he retaliates.”

“Good, we don’t need anyone else joining in when we get there.”

“Speaking of that, aren’t you guys leaving to fly here in an hour?”


“Then why are we talking on the phone?”

“I don’t know. Donghae called me.”

“Oh well he is in a zone now. So I’ll let you go.”

“Ok. I’ll see you in a bit.”



“Don’t forget to wear your back brace on the plane.”

“I won’t, mother.”

“You’ll thank me tonight when Donghae can hug you without killing you.”

“Yeah yeah.”

“See you in a while Leeteuk.”

“Bye Hankyung… Yesung! I swear if you don’t get this turtle this instant-“


AN: This is a little thing that just popped into my head while I was walking back to my dorm. It was inspired by a quote I found on MLIA that read "Today, I was cleaning my turtle's bowl so I let him walk around the garden. A few minutes later, I saw my mom running and screaming. My turtle was chasing her." When I read that all I could see was Yesung's turtle chasing a screaming Eunhyuk while Yesung watched laughing. Don't ask... I have no idea how it turned into this. Anyway hope you enjoyed it a little bit.
닌자princess_jaded on December 3rd, 2009 07:49 pm (UTC)
Completely random - yet awesomely believable and hilarious!

Kat Elrickat_elric on December 3rd, 2009 08:12 pm (UTC)
*laughs* Thanks.
空の星whisperingtunes on December 3rd, 2009 10:34 pm (UTC)
I'm not a huge fan of Super Junior so I didn't know Yesung had a turtle. That's cute as hell.

Little things like this make my day :)
Kat Elrickat_elric on December 4th, 2009 02:32 am (UTC)
Yep he sure does. He has too. The story behind them is that he bought the first one because Heechul had a cat and he wanted a pet to play with. So me got a turtle.

I'm glad you you enjoyed it. ^_^
空の星whisperingtunes on December 4th, 2009 02:56 am (UTC)
Victoriaicerose1224 on December 4th, 2009 04:32 am (UTC)
haha, this is funny. so random. hand washing laundry, must be a pain/ 'i know what you did last summer' heechul must stop. XD he'll kill me with his jokes one day.
Kat Elrickat_elric on December 4th, 2009 04:39 am (UTC)
Washing laundry for that many people must be a huge pain! I'm glad you enjoyed it!
xelfishx on December 4th, 2009 04:32 am (UTC)

Evil!Qmi ~ Gah. So cute >w<

I absolutely adore it ^__^
Kat Elrickat_elric on December 4th, 2009 04:40 am (UTC)
Of course Qmi is evil! ^_^

I'm glad you enjoyed it.
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Kat Elrickat_elric on December 4th, 2009 01:15 pm (UTC)
Oh wow. Yes. I don't mind at all if you want to translate it into Russian. I'm glad you enjoyed it!
and there she flies;akihikaru on December 4th, 2009 09:00 am (UTC)
hahahahahaha. so random. but seems like it could happen. ^^;

so cute. XDDDDDD

Yesung's turtle chasing a screaming Eunhyukwhile Yesung watched laughing: i'd like to see a fan art of that. XDDDDDD

Kat Elrickat_elric on December 4th, 2009 01:15 pm (UTC)
*laughs* That was kinda what I was going for.

Me too!!! To bad I can't draw really well...
pcd_intrainingpcd_intraining on December 4th, 2009 09:51 am (UTC)
ahhh i totally see that phone call happening!! Oh god that was amusing!! hehe i love yesung and his turtles!!
Kat Elrickat_elric on December 4th, 2009 01:16 pm (UTC)
*laughs* Can you imagine some of the crazy phone calls those boys share?

I'm glad you enjoyed it! I love Yesung and his turtles too! (that could be why I can't resist playing with them...)
yuyunn on December 4th, 2009 09:59 am (UTC)
This is a WIN.

HAHAHA. Something that you can see happening like right now in the dorms. LOL.
Kat Elrickat_elric on December 4th, 2009 01:17 pm (UTC)
I'm glad you enjoyed it! ^_^

I'm sure there is so much chaos going on in those dorms that we don't know about....
she's a ma-ma-ma-ma-machine~razi_a on December 4th, 2009 10:50 am (UTC)
omg, LOL xD

Loved it *__* So random!
Kat Elrickat_elric on December 4th, 2009 01:18 pm (UTC)
Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it.

I know.... my mind goes random places... in reality this is just the tip of the iceberg to where my mind wanders.
FollowUrDestiny: HanchulTwinsfollowurdestiny on December 4th, 2009 12:27 pm (UTC)
Love the randomness XD...
This phonecall - hilarious!
Your inspiration source LOLZ

Kat Elrickat_elric on December 4th, 2009 01:20 pm (UTC)

I would say that it was a very productive web surfing time. ^_^
wake me up from this rotten world of dream: ueiarim on December 4th, 2009 12:34 pm (UTC)
^^,LOL i can't stop laughing..........!
Kat Elrickat_elric on December 4th, 2009 01:20 pm (UTC)
*laughs with you* I'm glad it was fun!
aimaw: han geng stareaimaw on December 4th, 2009 01:00 pm (UTC)
LOL..... This is hilarious. Cant. Stop. Laughing.

I love the Hanchul moment. 'I know what you did last summer.'


Continue laughing....
Kat Elrickat_elric on December 4th, 2009 01:21 pm (UTC)
*laughs* Well the good news is laughter is good for your health! I'm just improving every ones health.

Glad you enjoyed it!

(I imagine Hankyung gets weird Heechul phone calls on a regular basis...)
meloveorientalmeloveoriental on December 4th, 2009 01:27 pm (UTC)
love this..random but fun at the same time..^^
Kat Elrickat_elric on December 4th, 2009 01:31 pm (UTC)
I'm glad you found enjoyment in my little piece of crazy. I was afraid it would be too random! ^_^
g_myzo on December 4th, 2009 01:35 pm (UTC)
lol this was a cute one ^^
Kat Elrickat_elric on December 4th, 2009 01:37 pm (UTC)
Thanks! Glad you liked it.^_^
torrieetorriee on December 4th, 2009 02:18 pm (UTC)
ahahaha this's hilarious. i could totally picture the image of eunhyuk scared by ddangkoma XDD
Kat Elrickat_elric on December 4th, 2009 02:30 pm (UTC)
Thanks! Any turtle of Yesung's has to be pretty vicious or something!
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Kat Elrickat_elric on December 4th, 2009 05:24 pm (UTC)
I take it you enjoyed it! ^_^
code_ai: sungmin - blisscode_ai on December 4th, 2009 04:50 pm (UTC)
LOL! this was a fun read! XD
Kat Elrickat_elric on December 4th, 2009 05:24 pm (UTC)
Thanks! It was fun to write! ^_^
miangel_zezchic: QMimiangel_zezchic on December 4th, 2009 06:54 pm (UTC)
ROFLMAO AT EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hyuk's random call only to go off when Heechul told him to....

Heechul's American-movie obsessions(?)....

QMi's prank on Ryeowook and the possibility of sweet, innocent Ryeowook retaliating....

Yesung and his turtles....

But the best of all:

Leeteuk and his back-brace!!!


The two ummas of each group discussing the well-being of their "children"....XD

Loved it!
Kat Elrickat_elric on December 4th, 2009 10:13 pm (UTC)
*laughs* They are totally crazy aren't they!

The umma comment totally made me crack up!
jhengchiejhengchie on December 5th, 2009 10:30 am (UTC)
hahaha.. love it.. very random but still cute..

i want to see the look on hyukkie!
Kat Elrickat_elric on December 5th, 2009 07:45 pm (UTC)
Thanks. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

lol. Me too! ^_^
mister fish, did you die?tees2mai on December 5th, 2009 08:07 pm (UTC)

also, i love geng as mother 8)

this was relly funny!
Kat Elrickat_elric on December 5th, 2009 08:33 pm (UTC)
Thanks. ^_^
i_iz_cobrai_iz_cobra on December 7th, 2009 11:17 pm (UTC)
Haha. A turtle chasing a mother..a turtle chasing Eunhyuk..and Eunhyuk being scared of it...Lol.
My friend got chased by my other friends Chinchilla..so harmless looking creatures are not so harmless. lol

But this was really funny. I enjoyed it. ^^
Kat Elrickat_elric on December 8th, 2009 03:35 am (UTC)
lol. I guess not! Beware of the cute and harmless looking ones!

Thanks! I'm glad. ^_^
DeeDarlingdeedarling on December 19th, 2009 02:47 am (UTC)
im a random person just hopping around and noticed this, oh my god. loved it<3 so funny.
Kat Elrickat_elric on December 19th, 2009 03:00 am (UTC)
I'm glad you liked it! Thanks for stopping by and letting me know. ^_^
hoshi14hoshi14 on December 19th, 2009 10:17 pm (UTC)
Aww.. it is a chair not a couch!
*pulls out eraser*
Kat Elrickat_elric on December 20th, 2009 04:57 am (UTC)
Aww lol. A couch is kinda like a bigger chair. It counts!